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Google gulp!= April Fools

Logo_1A description from Google about their new drink states:

At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

Google Gulp introduces 4 exciting flavors designed to quench your thirst, while "slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex."

The four flavors include:

Glutamate Grape
Sugar-Free Radical
Beta Carroty
Sero-Tonic Water


Just try to stay down once your synapses get a blast of this bubbly concoction whose refreshing blend of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors is perfect for those moments when all your other beverage options just seem soooo depressing.

Learn more about Google Gulp by visiting Google News or Google Gulp

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GoogleTerry Storch